[3/26/13] updated themes to fix the status bars
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Since baki wanted a blog with all of my color mods to Night MAL, here it is:
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** not currently maintained ** Green Night MAL
Eddie: Ages 14-15 is where you pop 20 boners a day. For no reason, too.
Harry: I hate that so much. I'm sitting there doing a test and BAM. I get a boner from reading about atoms. Wtf?
Eddie: I'd always get it on the bus. Just as you're about to get off. Of the bus, I mean.
Baki: You got off to the bus?
Eddie: I came off the bus.
Orbi: you came on the bus and then got off?
Eddie: I got off the bus that I came on.
Baki: You came on the bus, or in the bus?
Eddie: I came off the bus that I was on. That's usually what you do when you reach your coming destination.
Baki: So upon reaching a destination, you come off on the bus you were just on?
Eddie: I come off it, yes. I need to pull out, or the bus will take me somewhere beyond my peak.
Baki: That'd be a shame to put you past your peak. It's probably wise you pull out, otherwise there may be some unfortunate consequences. It's a good idea to come off it, I suppose. Coming on it isn't that bad, either though, admittedly.
Kitt: & I said "That's Scud, he lives in that one area we were talking about the other day but idk the name of. He really likes tea and is pretty funny, he looks just like Steve right? He's kind of a father figure I say. But he has a girl as a picture cause he likes her, like I like Lulu /points to wallscroll" that.
Scud: You couldn't remember the name of England?
Kitt: ohhhh, fuck. I thought you lived in that area above England, near Scotland?
Scud: Whaaaa. There are no countries between England and Scotland. I'll assume you're talking about the city of Preston.
Kitt: But, wait. You live UP THERE don't you? Where you can ride a train or something in the water from France?
Scud: Oh dear, your maps are all borked. Yes you can get a train to France, but not from "Up there". My hometown is about 50 miles East of London, in the south of England. I live "up there" when I'm in university.
Kitt: YEAH THE U.K. SAM! That's where you live riiight? I just looked at the maps.
Scud: ... Ok, The U.K is England, Scotland, Wales & Northern Ireland. I live in England.
Kitt: OHHH U.K. IS a part of Europe, well I kinda knew that sorta I just couldn't remember that it was called the United Kingdom!
But yeah, near the Scotland area!
Scud: Heh... oh god, you're so typically American.
Kitt: I don't mean to be, they haven't taught me that stuff and I've wanted to learn. I'll try researching and learn about it :(
Orbi: so has anyone seen urjy or is she lurking again?
Cihan: She's lurking in my pants where she belongs.
Orbi: oh fun, the only person who lurks in my pants is db
Cihan: But I lurk in DB's pants. This is getting confusing.
Orbi: so urjeh lurks in your pants, you lurk in db's pants, and db lurks in mine, ergo you are all lurking in my pants? x__________X the pants plot thickens
Baki: Once upon a time paradox, Vin Diesel went back in time and spanked it into primordial ooze to create Oran. Oran is Lei, Eddie and Metroid's father, their mother dying after giving birth to the horrific sight of Metroid. Lei's only 'children' were in the form of the clones he'd consistently make of himself. Finally, Eddie had no children, believing it to be better being the creepy and fun uncle. Conversely, from regions unknown of space traveled Neil Patrick Harris and his son Boursk. Boursk only had one child in the form of Orbi, his wife being the same poor soul that gave birth to Metroid as she cheated on Boursk with Oran.
Travelling via a phonebooth, Perp traveled back in time and fathered DB. She would later be married to Orbi the daughter of Boursk, as they gave birth to two sons named Kimura and Perp the former of which, later married Xplicit and had a son named Scud.
Later Scud would inherit a phonebooth from an unknown sender in his family. He then procreated with his ten year old self to spawn Avarance and Fudgy. Later, he'd find his true love in Forlacik and had an eldest daughter named Kirky and twins by the names of LolitaDecay and Bakayaro. LolitaDecay would later be married to Saito, whereas Bakayaro would find himself with a clone of Lei.
Lolita and Saito would have three children in the forms of the twins Meri and Kino, as well as Sugoi. Bakayaro and Lei on the other hand, would have two child. The eldest son Pear and their younger daughter Amaya. The cousins Pear and Sugoi, would later find themselves in an intricate relationship testing the bonds of their families, who would eventually reunite under the birth of their two children, Sohei and Berri.
Kino would find a man in the form of Mango, a cyborg created by her very own technical genius and give birth to TPO and Audio. This was complicated by the polygamous heart of Mango, as he often spent time with Amaya. Meri on the other hand would later fall her only true love, her great uncle; Perp.
Metroid on the other hand became estranged and left the family for quite some period. Eventually coming back into our lives with bisexual twin sons by the names of Yuruku and Saito, and their younger sister named Kittenia, both born of his wife Vagabond. It wasn't until later, that we found out he had a child named Vipey who died at a young age after attempting to make out with Yuruku. In a fit of older brother complex rage, Kittenia chained the young child in the basement with little food and light until it later died.
Oran: I am now playing the GSTS drinking game. I am going to do a shot every time a certain word is mentioned, and it usually crops up a lot on here. Do your worst.
DB: Am I the only one here that doesn't want Oran to die?
Sohei: Anyone feel like applying some statistics to this thread so we can kill off make Oran drunk?
Ava:No.
Oran: You're the only one who doesn't want me to die. Thanks man.
DB: HEY. WHAT A BOUT ME.
Oran: HAHAHA!
Orbi: lol, poor oran
DB: He might be a little drunk. Good job guys.
Sohei: If we repeat every word said in the last 3 pages 100 times, Oran will be dead.
Orbi: what about oran? that would be pretty funny if that's the key word
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Oran: Looks like I'm finishing the bottle. End of game guys.
Oran: (@DB) I was laughing because you made me do the most shots after Orbi.
Vag: I'ma have a small army of kids. Like, 3 or 4 or 20 dozen.
Lyme: 5 wives?
Vag: Or one Catholic.
Orbi: 20 dozen = 240 kids - given that the average woman ovulates for 35 years and has a gestation period of 9 months, she could have 46 pregnancies or so, which means each pregnancy would need 5-6 kids per pregnancy for this to work
