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Mar 1, 2020 8:24 PM

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sir please put your dick away
Mar 1, 2020 8:31 PM

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I'm an atheist.
Mar 2, 2020 5:53 AM

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want a cookie?

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Mar 2, 2020 7:16 AM

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How much do I owe you?

Mar 2, 2020 7:40 AM

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Hmm, well sorry about this, I'll just make you some breakfast and be on my way.
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๐Œ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž ๐ข๐ฌ๐ง’๐ญ ๐š๐ฌ ๐ ๐ฅ๐š๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐š๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐š๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž๐ฌ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ค ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž.

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Mar 2, 2020 7:42 AM
Patron

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What happened yesterday??!
Mar 2, 2020 8:24 AM

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Hey, Phil. You finally give me some of those nice flex seals?
Mar 2, 2020 9:48 AM
takodachi

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Woah there. Lets take things slow ya?



๐’ซ๐‘œ๐“… ๐’ถ ๐“…๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‚๐“‚๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‰๐’ถ๐“๐’พ๐“๐‘’๐’น
๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“Š๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰ ๐“…๐“‡๐‘œ๐’ธ๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ ๐‘œ๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐“‡๐’พ๐’น๐‘’
๐’ซ๐“Š๐“‡๐’พ๐’ป๐“Ž ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“…๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘’๐’น ๐“‚๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น


Mar 2, 2020 4:49 PM

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i start counting now, k?
Mar 3, 2020 9:48 AM

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Mar 3, 2020 4:00 PM

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Fantastic.
Mar 4, 2020 1:09 AM

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KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mar 4, 2020 3:25 AM

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Holy Father, thank you. Thank you for this opportunity.
Mar 4, 2020 5:15 PM

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Mar 4, 2020 5:31 PM

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You owe me a family sized pepperoni pizza.


ใ‚ตใƒ‡ใ‚ฃใ‚นใƒ†ใ‚ฃใƒƒใ‚ฏใช่€ƒใˆ
"JUST KILL ME."
ใ‚ตใƒ‡ใ‚ฃใ‚นใƒ†ใ‚ฃใƒƒใ‚ฏใƒžใ‚คใƒณใƒ‰
Mar 4, 2020 5:35 PM

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Mar 4, 2020 5:36 PM
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๐’ซ๐‘œ๐“… ๐’ถ ๐“…๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‚๐“‚๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‰๐’ถ๐“๐’พ๐“๐‘’๐’น
๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“Š๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰ ๐“…๐“‡๐‘œ๐’ธ๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ ๐‘œ๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐“‡๐’พ๐’น๐‘’
๐’ซ๐“Š๐“‡๐’พ๐’ป๐“Ž ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“…๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘’๐’น ๐“‚๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น


Mar 4, 2020 5:39 PM

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๐’ซ๐‘œ๐“… ๐’ถ ๐“…๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‚๐“‚๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‰๐’ถ๐“๐’พ๐“๐‘’๐’น
๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“Š๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰ ๐“…๐“‡๐‘œ๐’ธ๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ ๐‘œ๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐“‡๐’พ๐’น๐‘’
๐’ซ๐“Š๐“‡๐’พ๐’ป๐“Ž ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“…๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘’๐’น ๐“‚๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น


Mar 4, 2020 5:45 PM

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Mar 4, 2020 5:46 PM
takodachi

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Bls no. Am soft



๐’ซ๐‘œ๐“… ๐’ถ ๐“…๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‚๐“‚๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‰๐’ถ๐“๐’พ๐“๐‘’๐’น
๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“Š๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰ ๐“…๐“‡๐‘œ๐’ธ๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ ๐‘œ๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐“‡๐’พ๐’น๐‘’
๐’ซ๐“Š๐“‡๐’พ๐’ป๐“Ž ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“…๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘’๐’น ๐“‚๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น


Mar 4, 2020 5:56 PM

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๐’ซ๐‘œ๐“… ๐’ถ ๐“…๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‚๐“‚๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‰๐’ถ๐“๐’พ๐“๐‘’๐’น
๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“Š๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰ ๐“…๐“‡๐‘œ๐’ธ๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ ๐‘œ๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐“‡๐’พ๐’น๐‘’
๐’ซ๐“Š๐“‡๐’พ๐’ป๐“Ž ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“…๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘’๐’น ๐“‚๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น


Mar 4, 2020 6:08 PM

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Mar 4, 2020 6:08 PM

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^^ Go back to sleep. I got this, and no you may not have Red Horse as a breakfast drink, before you ask.



^ You need your rest, you get breakfast in bed this time.
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๐Œ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž ๐ข๐ฌ๐ง’๐ญ ๐š๐ฌ ๐ ๐ฅ๐š๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐š๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐š๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž๐ฌ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ค ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž.

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Mar 4, 2020 6:11 PM

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I guess roast beef sandwiches are in order (one with horseradish)


Floating Around...

"You're loved as deeply as the ocean reaches"

Mar 4, 2020 6:12 PM
takodachi

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^^I promise i'm not an alcoholic..

reaches for red horse

^What are you doing in my humble abode, emperor ezra, conquerer of the cheeks?



๐’ซ๐‘œ๐“… ๐’ถ ๐“…๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‚๐“‚๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‰๐’ถ๐“๐’พ๐“๐‘’๐’น
๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“Š๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰ ๐“…๐“‡๐‘œ๐’ธ๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ ๐‘œ๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐“‡๐’พ๐’น๐‘’
๐’ซ๐“Š๐“‡๐’พ๐’ป๐“Ž ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“…๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘’๐’น ๐“‚๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น


Mar 4, 2020 6:13 PM

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ezra_aket said:
I guess roast beef sandwiches are in order (one with horseradish)


I would prefer actual breakfast food.

^^ Sir, how did you even get into this room.


^ You have to wait until 5 pm for that, only thing you get in the mornin is mimosas
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๐Œ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž ๐ข๐ฌ๐ง’๐ญ ๐š๐ฌ ๐ ๐ฅ๐š๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐š๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐š๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž๐ฌ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ค ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž.

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Mar 4, 2020 6:14 PM

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SakuraSymphonia said:
ezra_aket said:
I guess roast beef sandwiches are in order (one with horseradish)


I would prefer actual breakfast food.

OT: Sir, how did you even get into this room.

Depending on what time we get up, it might be acceptable XD

ot: This:


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"You're loved as deeply as the ocean reaches"

Mar 4, 2020 6:17 PM

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you're STILL practicing? smh go to sleep already
Mar 4, 2020 6:18 PM
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“GET THE HELL OUTTA MY HOUSE!”
Mar 5, 2020 2:30 AM

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stop staring at me!

Mar 5, 2020 2:35 AM
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YIKES I gotta go.
Mar 5, 2020 2:38 AM

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uM
Mar 5, 2020 3:12 AM

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Mar 5, 2020 11:27 AM

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Shit. I need to take a shit.
Mar 5, 2020 5:22 PM

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Mar 5, 2020 5:27 PM

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Good night
Mar 5, 2020 5:29 PM

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Pillow fight?

Mar 5, 2020 5:32 PM
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Okay, we can binge HxH, but after that, please leave.
Mar 5, 2020 5:34 PM
takodachi

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Ello



๐’ซ๐‘œ๐“… ๐’ถ ๐“…๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‚๐“‚๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‰๐’ถ๐“๐’พ๐“๐‘’๐’น
๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“Š๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰ ๐“…๐“‡๐‘œ๐’ธ๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ ๐‘œ๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐“‡๐’พ๐’น๐‘’
๐’ซ๐“Š๐“‡๐’พ๐’ป๐“Ž ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“…๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘’๐’น ๐“‚๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น


Mar 5, 2020 5:35 PM

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'WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??"

I miss these


Edit: Guess I got ninja-ed. fine
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Mar 5, 2020 5:37 PM

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Mar 5, 2020 6:01 PM

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I would ask, if I could make them breakfast.
Mar 5, 2020 6:02 PM

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I guess eggs for breakfast :3


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"You're loved as deeply as the ocean reaches"

Mar 6, 2020 5:00 AM

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do you love floating around?

Mar 6, 2020 5:02 AM
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grow up kid

Itchy knee sand shit go rock you, cunt
1+1 Abomb = peace.

Mar 6, 2020 1:06 PM

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NIGERUNDAYO!

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