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R.I.P

Teiza's so funny, they can make you laugh at an anorexia joke, even though you just lost a best friend because they were starving themselves.

Teiza's so funny, they can make you laugh at shit jokes, right after you watch 2 girls 1 cup.

Teiza's so funny, they can make you laugh at hooker jokes, while you watch your mom get lucky with "John".

Teiza's so funny, they can make you laugh at sex jokes, while you're being raped by 50 morbidly obese men with aids.

Teiza's so funny, they can make you laugh at dead baby jokes, right after you've had an abortion.

I HATE YOU
I HATE YOOOOOOOOOU


I HATE CHU I HATE JEW I HATE ROO!!!!!1!!!!1!11











for serious man.
our bromance is OFFI-shhhhhhhh ovah.

Mom's hiss voice has just about as much win as that one time you kicked yourself in the head.

Abstinence does a lot more than a placebo does. End of story.
I hope you aren't bumping into random men just to prove a point. Deacon O would be most displeased ;P


Yo man, I am really happy that you've found a legit reason to continue legitimately going to school. Legit epiphanies are my life story, and it's hard for me to explain my epiphanies to you in legit hope that you become just as legit-able-lee inspired. By the way, the job you choose is not important to me. The only thing that matters to me is that you're happy with the decisions you make and that you work hard to achieve your goals. You know I'll stand by you no matter what.

Unless of course you decide to discontinue posting in our secret club.
That would shatter my soul.

SPEAKING OF SOULS SHATTERING, that last little comment you made about me screaming at EVERY movie I watch...COMPLETE BULL! The wedding date didn't make me scream >:(

Hoo boy, I can't breathe. Laughing too hard. Trying not to make any noise so that mom doesn't use the "hiss" voice.

I seriously adore you.

Anyway! Down to business;
The number one form of birth control is ABSTINENCE! If you have sex, you will get aids, and you WILL die.

Moving on,

Are you saying that I should PRETEND to be seriously legit ill so that you'll have a seriously legit reason for skipping school?
If you answered "oui" then I'll breathe my "nasty sickness" all over you. ~.o


HAH your big fat hypothetical rolls don't scare me! I'd willingly camp out between stomach roll 2 and 3 just to prove to you that I laugh in the face of danger! Pfft, fear is an emotion that simply doesn't exist in my mind.

Mmmmm pedophilia! All the rage these days ;D ;O ;P ;)

You don't know a lot of things about birth control!
Oh wait...twas a dream.

WHATEVER MAN, you were legit sick, I had to force you to take medicine. Otherwise you would die o.o
Besides, I've probably just got a minor case of the swine flew. Nothin serious bromannala. (If I breathe on you, you will get sick too, and we can chill in my bed all day tomorrow. Just us and the ps1.)

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH DIE WITH A T?! I dun think so. That is not how I roll man, not how I roll at all. I'm going to grab a handful (or two cause my hands are small...) of mini-kitkats and chuck them at you until you cry uncle.

I want them to end up together as well! Such a cute couple. Makes me want to break something...or throw all your textbooks TO THE GROUND.

"What I thought was Flintstones vitamins was actually birth control...
And I shouldn't have taken the whole botty-bot-tle."

I'm not interested in being WEAK by taking meds. I just want the feeling to hurry up and go away. I HAVE NO TIME FOR BEING SICK!
I want to draw and play legend of dragoon and have a bubble bath at the same time.

If I grab u sum chocolate will you grab me sum starburst?

Student x teacher....

for some reason I really love it.




My gaye, my tummy hurts and I feel queasy :(
Make me feel better?

La la la la la ti daaaaaa

Oh wait!


Twas a dream.