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The Cast so far...

SavagePixel - Sera - Pixey - Perenity Sixel - My Sex Slave

GrumpyLandShark - Dave

DreOfAnime - Dre - Drenime - IceDreDreFish

Mexicutioner - Nathan

FreZed - Frez -Frezzy

Sirani - Ani - Lexi - Lexa - Alexa - Siri - Sis

Infinity_Soul - Matt

FlyingComma - Lrae

TacoBellTuesday - Ryan

Luna65 - Luna

Wolfyboy - Isaac - Immy

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First Story

Once upon a time there lived a purple dinosaur. CC decided to ride it for giggles and shits... or is it shits and giggles? BAKAME.

Fin.

Second Story

There once was a girl named Perenity Sixel. (que?)
One day she was riding in her turtle shaped motorcycle down the Amazon Forest in search of the legendary sword that they call Excalibur. On her way, she stumbled on a lone, yet sexy, potato.

Sera (Perenity Sixel): Dear mother of holy [color=9E7BFF]Hanyuu[/color] and all that is cake... That potato is suffering.

With this, she whipped out her duct tape and strangled the potato to death to put it out of its misery.

Fin.

Or so she thought that she killed the potato. In reality the penguin ate a potato and burped the abc's in front of a priest and was then baptized by the Holy Church which cleansed its sins and wrong doings with a slap of a carrot to the face.

Fin.

Third Story

Dave: Why have you not listened to that one song I told you about Dre?

Dre: I can't read.

The End.

Fourth Story

Once up a time a psychopathic serial killer, Nathan, ran down the alley chasing an orange butterfly.

Nathan: I just want to admire your beauty and touch your god-like wings!

With this, the butterfly stopped near a trashcan. Nathan looked at it in admiration and praised it.

Nathan: Look Mr. Butterfly, a flying monkey with grapes! *Pointing into the sky*
Suddenly, he squished it with his foot.

Nathan: HA! Get trolled b****.

The end.

Fifth Story

Frezed: ._.

Sirani: I understand exactly what you mean Frez. This world is out of control. Why is it that the earth is so small and intelligent beings such as ourselves have yet to comprehend why penguins slide on ice using their stomachs instead of their buttox? Why is the

blackboard green in class? Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?

Frezed: ._.

Sirani: Sigh... I know Frez. I thought so too.

The end.

Sixth Story

There once was a toddler named Matt.

Matt: One day, I'll be like Bat Mann! *Gazing into the sky for no reason whatsoever with crumbs all over his face while eating a donut and cosplaying as Batman*

Suddenly, his favorite show "Baccano!" appeared on his television screen.

Matt: Yay!

Matt was ecstatic and quickly grabbed a blanket and sat down with his half eaten donut still in his hand.

TV: Bzz... bzzz.. We interrupt whatever the f*** yall are watching....

Matt began to cry and began to eat the rest of his donut as if trying to find some consolation while snorting.

The end.

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Seventh Story

Peter, Peter, muffin eater, had a wife and then he beat her.

Pixel, Pixel, my love and sunshine, when I'm with her, times a blur.

Lexi, Lexi, so damn stoic, your auras warm, but your heart seems colder.

Frezzy, Frezzy, without Luna you just seem messy.

Wait, I just remembered. Pumpkins suck.

♫

The end.

Eighth Story

Flying carrots making love to tree holes.

Lrae became aroused at the sight of this and began to pee everywhere.

Lrae: F***'ing ****, I forgot how to toilet.

Fin.

Ninth Story

Ryan: Oh damn, you do it so good Dre.

Dre: *Panting really hard*... whew, I'm trying really hard to keep up with you but I can't...

Ryan: *Heavy breathes*... ugh, oh Dre... I don't think I can keep this up any longer... you're going too fast.

Dre: Let's finish it together before we stop.

Ryan: *Eyes glazed, beaming at Dre* Okay.. lets finish together...



Suddenly... Sera and Luna walk in with super sexy short shorts. (mmmm) <3

Sera: ... and then I said "No, Frez, no matter how many times you bring up that sexy beast, mountain loving, sheep hugger I will nev-"

Sera and Luna just stood there, looking at Dre and Ryan...



Luna: Hee hee.

Sera: C'mon Luna... let's get out of here before they start playing swords.

The end.

Tenth Story

Ah, yes... it would have been a day just like any other at Hang Out School... but where there are students, there are idiots... and where there are idiots there are boogers and if there is a booger, someone will pick at it and fling it away at someone elses chocolate and watermelon ice cream dessert.

(5th period starts with the sound of the school bell)

RINGGGG RINGGGG BLING BLING RINGGGGGG CHINGA CHING DING! ♫

Sirani: Dre, your life sucks.

Dre: ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT I'M DEAF.

Sirani: You called our teacher a "stupid mother-f***'ing b****" and gave him the finger before we turned in our assignment of why penguins can't fly in space.

Dre apologized. The day they received their grade was the day Dre was no longer alive.

Sirani once had a partner...
... now she has no partner.

Owari.

Eleventh Story

It was a beautiful sunny, and sexy, day. The grass was green and smelled nice - like lettuce and carrot juice. The butterflies were butterflying and the air smelled like pickles and fruit punch.

*Isaac walks down the sidewalk with his new kicks and a brand new nicki minaj shirt that read "I'M A BAD B****" while singing along to the music on his i-Pod*

Isaac: *Singing along* I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WOR- ♫

Isaac's expression turned into an angry godzirra like evil-ness as Dre walked in the opposite direction breathing a heavy breath of air.

Isaac: EY, EY WHO CHU THINK YU IZ HOE-ME?

Dre: *Looking back at the angry gangster with the nicki minaj shirt* H-huh? Well um, *snorts* I'm A-ani Dre...

Isaac: WELL I'VE GOT BAD NEWZ SON. NO ONE BREATHES MY AIR WHILE I'M SIDE-WALKING DOWN THE SIDEWALK WHILE JAMMING TO MY JAMS. IF ANYONES AIR IS GONNA BE BREATHED, ITS GONNA BE ME DAWG.

With this, Isaac took out his weapon of choice and began to stab Dre with his sword to death in the face with a spoon in one hand and a turtle in the other.

The end... or is it?

A distance away sat a quiet little French man on a bench eating some eclairs, clarinets, and 5 baguettes in a green coat listening to French songs that talked about mountains, sheep, chickens, and goat huggers while video taping the sexual assault murder.

Frezed: Fights are good. ._.

Owari.

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Twelfth Story

There once was a 14 year old teenager who ate pudding with shrimp and raisins. Also, the Easter Bunny lays eggs with explosives inside them and rides on purple dinosaurs that rawr all the time in the Amazon Forest with koala bears who nibble on carrots. Watching this, Gintoki picks his nostril and flings the booger into Kanade Tachibana's mapo doufu. Infuriated, she hand sonics the 14 year old teenager and steals his pudding.

Me: Also, lol, the word Twelfth looks funny, haha. It looks like a deformed number or something LOL. *dying to my own thoughts*

Fin.

Thirteenth Story

It was just another Saturday afternoon in the middle of August in Florida. The sun was bright, the air was dry and humid, and the heat was scorching hot and blistering. Isaac was slumping in his half-busted rocking chair rolling up another dooby as he usually does, all whilst staring at his pet cat whom he named "Otis."

Isaac: Otis... *eyes drooping and bloodshot* you know buddy *massaging Otis' furry head* I've been thinking a lot about this now, but I think Santa Clause just might be the luckiest SOB on earth.

Otis turned around and gave him a dafuq look while tolerating enjoying the massage that his owner was giving him.



Isaac: Do you know why that is Otis? *Laughing to himself now* Because he just goes down the chimney, eats all the good stuffs like milk and cookies, bangs your wife and leaves for the next victim house to drop off "presents." Some day I wanna grow up to be just like him.

Owari.

Fourteenth Story

Ah... it was a beautiful sunny day just like any other in Hang Out Sch- F*** the intro.


Nathan: A 1 lb. potato weighs how much, Dave?

Dave: I think it weights 5- *Nathan cuts him off*


Nathan: Motherf***er that's incorrect. FREZ, what is the correct answer?


Frezed: ._.


Nathan: CORRECT!

The end.

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Fifteenth Story

A bee buzzed around without a care in the world.

Dave just stood there staring at it. Death-glaring at it as if he was about to nomnom on it.

Dave: Oh you think you fancy, huh?

Bee: Buzzzz... bzzzzzz.. bzzz

Dave: *Arms waving in the air* Abra....cadabra.... get the hell outta here!

Squish.

Fin.