Disaster DILFs
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Anime with men who have all of the following traits:
1. Is a either a biological father, adoptive father, an unofficial father figure in a younger character's life (eg. a mentor), or simply has DILF Energy ™ (in which case he must be old enough to be a dad and older than other main characters)
2. Is attractive. You know what the F in DILF means.
And some of the following traits:
1. Tries to be a dad but is a disaster and/or inexperienced. Alternatively, he doesn't try at all and is just horrible.
2. Is emotionally constipated.
3. Is very good at his career and is well respected or even feared in his profession.
4. Puts his career before his children.
5. Looks disheveled / scruffy / tired / dead inside all the time.
6. Indulges in self destructive behavior (smoking, endangering his life, gambling, etc).
7. Has a tragic backstory.
8. Dies during the anime or before it even starts. Automatic tragedy points.
All entries name the relevant character(s) in question. Entries are ranked by how central the character's fatherhood is to their story. Descriptions may contain SPOILERS.
1. Is a either a biological father, adoptive father, an unofficial father figure in a younger character's life (eg. a mentor), or simply has DILF Energy ™ (in which case he must be old enough to be a dad and older than other main characters)
2. Is attractive. You know what the F in DILF means.
And some of the following traits:
1. Tries to be a dad but is a disaster and/or inexperienced. Alternatively, he doesn't try at all and is just horrible.
2. Is emotionally constipated.
3. Is very good at his career and is well respected or even feared in his profession.
4. Puts his career before his children.
5. Looks disheveled / scruffy / tired / dead inside all the time.
6. Indulges in self destructive behavior (smoking, endangering his life, gambling, etc).
7. Has a tragic backstory.
8. Dies during the anime or before it even starts. Automatic tragedy points.
All entries name the relevant character(s) in question. Entries are ranked by how central the character's fatherhood is to their story. Descriptions may contain SPOILERS.
TV, 2022,
12 eps
Me:-
Author:8
Loid Forger, an inexperienced adoptive DILF.
He starts out simply fulfilling a mission, but inadvertently becomes a genuinely loving and wonderful father to Anya.
He starts out simply fulfilling a mission, but inadvertently becomes a genuinely loving and wonderful father to Anya.
TV, 2023,
12 eps
Me:-
Author:7
Suwa Rei & Kurusu Kazuki, disaster adoptive DILFs.
They're the two main characters and the titular "buddy daddies". They're hitmen who accidentally take in a girl during a mission and make the best of it.
They're the two main characters and the titular "buddy daddies". They're hitmen who accidentally take in a girl during a mission and make the best of it.
TV, 2022,
12 eps
Me:-
Author:6
1. Sakuragi Kazuhiko a disaster biological DILF.
Yaeka's dad. It's clear he loves and cares for her, but his career as the yakuza boss takes up most of his time. He immediately assigns her care to an underling.
2. Kirishima Tooru, an astonishingly competent adoptive DILF.
The aforementioned yakuza underling who is taking care of Yaeka. A tough guy with a heart of gold. Usually people thrown into this situation go through a comedy of errors as they adjust to being a parent, but this guy is a natural.
Yaeka's dad. It's clear he loves and cares for her, but his career as the yakuza boss takes up most of his time. He immediately assigns her care to an underling.
2. Kirishima Tooru, an astonishingly competent adoptive DILF.
The aforementioned yakuza underling who is taking care of Yaeka. A tough guy with a heart of gold. Usually people thrown into this situation go through a comedy of errors as they adjust to being a parent, but this guy is a natural.
TV, 2023,
13 eps
Me:-
Author:5
Belgrieve, inexperienced adoptive DILF.
After retiring from a life of adventuring, he adopts a baby he found in the woods. Despite his inexperience, he raises her to become an even better adventurer than him. As an empty nester, he also becomes the mentor to a bunch of village children.
After retiring from a life of adventuring, he adopts a baby he found in the woods. Despite his inexperience, he raises her to become an even better adventurer than him. As an empty nester, he also becomes the mentor to a bunch of village children.
TV, 2018,
12 eps
Me:-
Author:6
Yoshifumi Nitta, a disaster adoptive DILF.
After a supernatural young girl literally falls on this yakuza's head, he just has to deal with being her new caretaker and all the shenanigans it entails.
After a supernatural young girl literally falls on this yakuza's head, he just has to deal with being her new caretaker and all the shenanigans it entails.
ONA, 2023,
15 eps
Me:-
Author:8
Dao Ma, a disaster biological DILF.
He is a ruthless bounty hunter that takes his young son with him everywhere. While he does love and care for his son, he is also constantly throwing them both in lethal danger and killing dozens of people in front of the boy.
He is a ruthless bounty hunter that takes his young son with him everywhere. While he does love and care for his son, he is also constantly throwing them both in lethal danger and killing dozens of people in front of the boy.
Music, 2016,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:7
Shigeru, a tragic biological DILF.
He's only seen in his daughter Rin's memories, and the runtime of this MV is very short, so we don't know much about him. However, it's clear he loved her very much and did what he thought was best for her, even if it meant her being alone.
He's only seen in his daughter Rin's memories, and the runtime of this MV is very short, so we don't know much about him. However, it's clear he loved her very much and did what he thought was best for her, even if it meant her being alone.
TV, 2011,
13 eps
Me:-
Author:9
1. Emiya Kiritsugu, a disaster biological and adoptive DILF.
He and his family are all caught up in his dangerous career and goals. Though he loves his biological daughter Illya, he does not have the capacity to be the dad she needs. He later has an adoptive son Shirou, and by then he has become a haunted shell of a man.
2. Toosaka Tokiomi, a disaster biological DILF.
His ambition for his daughters Rin and Sakura to become accomplished mages results in tragedy and life-long psychological scars for his whole family.
3. Rider, a disaster unofficial DILF.
He becomes a mentor to Waver Velvet. Though he starts out as extremely immature and boorish, he and Waver slowly form a strong bond.
4. Kotomine Kirei, a horrible adoptive DILF.
This terrifying man has almost no redeeming qualities. Unfortunately, through Tokiomi's foolishness, he becomes Rin's adoptive father.
He and his family are all caught up in his dangerous career and goals. Though he loves his biological daughter Illya, he does not have the capacity to be the dad she needs. He later has an adoptive son Shirou, and by then he has become a haunted shell of a man.
2. Toosaka Tokiomi, a disaster biological DILF.
His ambition for his daughters Rin and Sakura to become accomplished mages results in tragedy and life-long psychological scars for his whole family.
3. Rider, a disaster unofficial DILF.
He becomes a mentor to Waver Velvet. Though he starts out as extremely immature and boorish, he and Waver slowly form a strong bond.
4. Kotomine Kirei, a horrible adoptive DILF.
This terrifying man has almost no redeeming qualities. Unfortunately, through Tokiomi's foolishness, he becomes Rin's adoptive father.
TV, 2020,
11 eps
Me:-
Author:5
Aragaki Jotaro, a disaster biological DILF.
After his wife passed, he tries his best to be a good dad, but his best isn't much. His daughter always takes a backseat to his gymnastics career.
After his wife passed, he tries his best to be a good dad, but his best isn't much. His daughter always takes a backseat to his gymnastics career.
TV, 2021,
12 eps
Me:-
Author:4
Gagumber, a disaster biological DILF.
He is Memenpu's "useless father". After her mother passes away, he takes her on a journey to search for her dream. He's a great explorer but a pretty deadbeat dad, though he loves Memenpu and tries his best.
He is Memenpu's "useless father". After her mother passes away, he takes her on a journey to search for her dream. He's a great explorer but a pretty deadbeat dad, though he loves Memenpu and tries his best.
ONA, 2023,
8 eps
Me:-
Author:9
Epsilon, a tragic adoptive DILF.
He's a long-haired pretty boy robot who adopted a group of war orphans.
Fatherhood plays a big role in this OVA, and there are several other key characters who are either robot or human dads.
He's a long-haired pretty boy robot who adopted a group of war orphans.
Fatherhood plays a big role in this OVA, and there are several other key characters who are either robot or human dads.
TV, 1989,
38 eps
Me:-
Author:6
Star Saber, a surprisingly competent adoptive DILF.
He is a giant robot, who can transform into even gianter robots, but nothing's bigger than his heart! From his character page on MAL:
"He is also the foster father of a young human boy named Jan , who he rescued from the remains of a Destron (Decepticon) attack. Like any father, he wants what is best for his son, even taking the time to personally arrange Jan's transfer to a school so he could be with children his age."
He is as good of a dad as a giant space robot could possibly be.
He is a giant robot, who can transform into even gianter robots, but nothing's bigger than his heart! From his character page on MAL:
"He is also the foster father of a young human boy named Jan , who he rescued from the remains of a Destron (Decepticon) attack. Like any father, he wants what is best for his son, even taking the time to personally arrange Jan's transfer to a school so he could be with children his age."
He is as good of a dad as a giant space robot could possibly be.
TV, 2024,
13 eps
Me:-
Author:8
Jiro, a wonderful unofficial DILF.
He's a beloved protector for his entire village. For one young girl who lost her dad, he has taken on that role for her. As a 500+ year old supernatural being, he has outlived everyone he has ever cared for, which gives him an air of sadness.
He's a beloved protector for his entire village. For one young girl who lost her dad, he has taken on that role for her. As a 500+ year old supernatural being, he has outlived everyone he has ever cared for, which gives him an air of sadness.
TV, 2011,
25 eps
Me:-
Author:7
Kotetsu T. Kaburagi, disaster biological DILF.
He tries to be there for his daughter Kaede, but his work as a superhero and general forgetfulness often gets in the way. He loves her dearly and strives to be someone she looks up to.
He tries to be there for his daughter Kaede, but his work as a superhero and general forgetfulness often gets in the way. He loves her dearly and strives to be someone she looks up to.
Movie, 2020,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:8
Bondrewd, a horrible adoptive DILF.
He's Prushka's adoptive father who does unspeakable horrors to her, despite how much Prushka adores him. He seems to see no distinction between love and abuse.
He's Prushka's adoptive father who does unspeakable horrors to her, despite how much Prushka adores him. He seems to see no distinction between love and abuse.
ONA, 2025,
24 eps
Me:-
Author:7
1. Ghostblade, a disaster biological DILF.
He resorts to stalking his estranged daughter because he doesn't know how else to be a part of her life.
2. Ah Sheng, a tragic biological DILF.
He raised his son as a loving single dad until he was killed before the show starts. He's only seen in his son's flashbacks.
He resorts to stalking his estranged daughter because he doesn't know how else to be a part of her life.
2. Ah Sheng, a tragic biological DILF.
He raised his son as a loving single dad until he was killed before the show starts. He's only seen in his son's flashbacks.
TV, 2018,
39 eps
Me:-
Author:9
1. Diavolo, a horrible biological DILF.
He's the father of Trish Una, but does nothing but try to kill her to further his own criminal empire.
2. Dio, a horrible biological DILF.
He's the father of Giorno Giovanna and doesn't show up at all, but we know he's terrible and glorious and beautiful.
He's the father of Trish Una, but does nothing but try to kill her to further his own criminal empire.
2. Dio, a horrible biological DILF.
He's the father of Giorno Giovanna and doesn't show up at all, but we know he's terrible and glorious and beautiful.
Movie, 2012,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:7
Ookami, a disaster biological DILF.
This wolfman was barely a functioning human before he met his wife. He tried his best to be there for his family, but tragically, he couldn't.
This wolfman was barely a functioning human before he met his wife. He tried his best to be there for his family, but tragically, he couldn't.
TV, 2016,
12 eps
Me:-
Author:8
Reigen Arataka, a disaster unofficial DILF.
He's the main character Mob's mentor. Despite being a complete conman, he manages to finesse his way through everything, is a good guy at heart, and is respected by Mob.
He's the main character Mob's mentor. Despite being a complete conman, he manages to finesse his way through everything, is a good guy at heart, and is respected by Mob.
ONA, 2021,
12 eps
Me:-
Author:9
Jotaro Kujo, a disaster biological DILF.
He was out of the picture for most of his daughter Jolyne's life, but he shows up at a crucial point to try and save her.
He was out of the picture for most of his daughter Jolyne's life, but he shows up at a crucial point to try and save her.
Movie, 2019,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:7
Kogami Shinya, a disaster unofficial DILF.
A young girl basically reverse adopts him by demanding that he become her teacher. Then, to spell it out even more, she tells him he reminds her of her late father.
A young girl basically reverse adopts him by demanding that he become her teacher. Then, to spell it out even more, she tells him he reminds her of her late father.
TV, 2021,
12 eps
Me:-
Author:8
Sakaki Kazuomi, an inexperienced unofficial DILF.
He is the bodyguard of Hiura Erika. Erika's actual dad is horrible to her. Sakaki starts as overbearing, overprotective, and a bit cold. However, as the story progresses, he repeatedly lays his life on the line for Erika and truly cares for her.
He is the bodyguard of Hiura Erika. Erika's actual dad is horrible to her. Sakaki starts as overbearing, overprotective, and a bit cold. However, as the story progresses, he repeatedly lays his life on the line for Erika and truly cares for her.
TV, 2021,
24 eps
Me:-
Author:3
Mukaidou Nanato, tragic biological DILF.
He's dying from cancer and uses the last of his life to fight for a better world for his wife and daughter. Unfortunately, he can't tell them what he's doing, and this results in some estrangement.
He's dying from cancer and uses the last of his life to fight for a better world for his wife and daughter. Unfortunately, he can't tell them what he's doing, and this results in some estrangement.
OVA, 1988,
110 eps
Me:-
Author:10
Yang Wen-li, a disaster adoptive DILF.
He's a military strategy genius but he's bad at pretty much everything else. His adoptive son Julian takes care of him much more than vice versa.
He's a military strategy genius but he's bad at pretty much everything else. His adoptive son Julian takes care of him much more than vice versa.
TV, 2016,
39 eps
Me:-
Author:8
Kira Yoshikage, a horrible adoptive DILF.
He forcibly becomes Hayato's adoptive dad, then proceeds to ruin Hayato's life.
He forcibly becomes Hayato's adoptive dad, then proceeds to ruin Hayato's life.
TV, 2023,
23 eps
Me:-
Author:9
1. Nanami Kento, a disaster man with DILF Energy ™.
He hates his desk job, he hates his sorcery job, and he looks tired all the time. Despite that, he is so kind and caring to his students. The man simply looks and acts like he should be a retired dad. Bonus DILF points for being voiced by Tsuda Kenjirou
2. Toji Fushiguro, a disaster biological DILF.
He's good at killing and bad at keeping money. He is unable to properly raise his son and is overall a disaster of a human. Alas, he really cares deep down.
3. Gojo Satoru, an unofficial disaster DILF.
He's literally the strongest sorcerer ever, yet chooses to be a humble teacher. He kind of sort of adopts one of his students. It's difficult to imagine him as a father figure rather than an older brother figure though, because he is so immature.
4. Getou Suguru, a disaster adoptive DILF.
Tragic circumstances lead him to adopting daughters. He may be problematic in every other aspect of life, but to those girls, he was a great dad.
And with that, JJK has collected all the DILF types. Big round of applause!
He hates his desk job, he hates his sorcery job, and he looks tired all the time. Despite that, he is so kind and caring to his students. The man simply looks and acts like he should be a retired dad. Bonus DILF points for being voiced by Tsuda Kenjirou
2. Toji Fushiguro, a disaster biological DILF.
He's good at killing and bad at keeping money. He is unable to properly raise his son and is overall a disaster of a human. Alas, he really cares deep down.
3. Gojo Satoru, an unofficial disaster DILF.
He's literally the strongest sorcerer ever, yet chooses to be a humble teacher. He kind of sort of adopts one of his students. It's difficult to imagine him as a father figure rather than an older brother figure though, because he is so immature.
4. Getou Suguru, a disaster adoptive DILF.
Tragic circumstances lead him to adopting daughters. He may be problematic in every other aspect of life, but to those girls, he was a great dad.
And with that, JJK has collected all the DILF types. Big round of applause!
TV, 2024,
13 eps
Me:-
Author:6
Joe Higan, a disaster biological DILF.
Classic and beloved retired assassin trope. His quest of violent revenge starts when his wife and son are murdered. Bonus DILF points for being voiced by Tsuda Kenjirou.
Classic and beloved retired assassin trope. His quest of violent revenge starts when his wife and son are murdered. Bonus DILF points for being voiced by Tsuda Kenjirou.
ONA, 2022,
10 eps
Me:-
Author:8
Maine, a tragic unofficial DILF.
He leads a gang of criminals and becomes David's mentor.
He leads a gang of criminals and becomes David's mentor.
TV, 2002,
220 eps
Me:-
Author:6
1. Minato Namikaze, a tragic biological DILF.
He's the father of Naruto, and seen in some flashbacks. He was an extremely powerful ninja who sacrificed himself for his son.
2. Kakashi Hatake, a disaster unofficial DILF.
He's a highly skilled mentor to the main cast, but he can be extremely immature.
He's the father of Naruto, and seen in some flashbacks. He was an extremely powerful ninja who sacrificed himself for his son.
2. Kakashi Hatake, a disaster unofficial DILF.
He's a highly skilled mentor to the main cast, but he can be extremely immature.
Movie, 2018,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:8
Seinen, a tragic biological DILF.
He's the great-grandfather to Kun, and we meet him briefly during Kun's adventure through time. He was an absolute chad, war veteran, mechanic, and should get his own anime.
He's the great-grandfather to Kun, and we meet him briefly during Kun's adventure through time. He was an absolute chad, war veteran, mechanic, and should get his own anime.
ONA, 2021,
5 eps
Me:-
Author:6
Wabisuke Jinnouchi, a disaster unofficial DILF.
Though he doesn't actually have children, his status and skills as househusband still puts him in the category. Bonus DILF points for being voiced by Tsuda Kenjirou.
Though he doesn't actually have children, his status and skills as househusband still puts him in the category. Bonus DILF points for being voiced by Tsuda Kenjirou.
TV, 2008,
24 eps
Me:-
Author:6
Vincent Phantomhive, a tragic biological DILF.
He is only seen through his son Ciel's memories. He remains a beautiful mystery for most of the time.
He is only seen through his son Ciel's memories. He remains a beautiful mystery for most of the time.
TV, 2023,
12 eps
Me:-
Author:6
Theodore Constantine Pinochle, horrible biological DILF.
The father of Leo, one of the members of the main cast. He's a successful enigmatic CEO who's cold and uncaring towards his son.
The father of Leo, one of the members of the main cast. He's a successful enigmatic CEO who's cold and uncaring towards his son.
TV, 2022,
12 eps
Me:-
Author:8
Kishibe, a disaster unofficial DILF.
He acts as a mentor for the main characters, though his training so brutal you wonder if he just enjoys beating up teenagers. Bonus DILF points for being voiced by Tsuda Kenjirou.
He acts as a mentor for the main characters, though his training so brutal you wonder if he just enjoys beating up teenagers. Bonus DILF points for being voiced by Tsuda Kenjirou.
Movie, 2004,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:10
Howl, a disaster unofficial DILF.
He's a highly skilled mentor to Markl, a young apprentice who lives with him. He's not very good at being a functioning adult, though.
He's a highly skilled mentor to Markl, a young apprentice who lives with him. He's not very good at being a functioning adult, though.
TV, 2018,
12 eps
Me:-
Author:8
Saichi Sugimoto, a disaster man with DILF Energy ™.
He's war torn both physically and mentally. He joins forces with a young girl but less as a father figure and more as equals.
He's war torn both physically and mentally. He joins forces with a young girl but less as a father figure and more as equals.
TV, 2021,
13 eps
Me:-
Author:6
Maeda Yoshinobu, a disaster man with DILF Energy ™.
He leads a military unit, has a commanding presence, is a badass, looks tired all the time, has a tragic backstory, and has lost love.
He leads a military unit, has a commanding presence, is a badass, looks tired all the time, has a tragic backstory, and has lost love.
ONA, 2022,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:4
Shin, a tragic biological DILF.
His family is implied to have passed away before the movie starts. He's a retired veteran in the parkour community.
His family is implied to have passed away before the movie starts. He's a retired veteran in the parkour community.
TV, 2018,
12 eps
Me:-
Author:5
Ryuuji Azuma, a man with DILF Energy ™.
He's a retired competitive swimmer and now a coach. He's scruffy, disheveled, and beautiful.
He's a retired competitive swimmer and now a coach. He's scruffy, disheveled, and beautiful.
Movie, 2009,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:9
Wabisuke Jinnouchi, a disaster unofficial DILF.
He's not a dad, but he's an uncle. He's estranged from his family, scruffy, a genius, and takes on a minor mentor role for Kenji.
He's not a dad, but he's an uncle. He's estranged from his family, scruffy, a genius, and takes on a minor mentor role for Kenji.







































